A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise
program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain ... Good !
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it. Don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that
means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO ... Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!
Isn't it wonderful if these are the answers from your doctor? We can eat all the chocolate we want! :D
(image from flickr)
8 comments:
If only.... I love "round is a shape too", that's pretty funny. Square and oval are also shapes, but I would rather be shaped like an hourglass than any of them. Ideally I'd like to look like a pinup girl with lots of sexy curves and a tiny waist. :-)
lol! very cute : )
LOL :D Thank you for the lovely Q&A! I shall take notes of these new things I learn today and grab myself a chocolate bar and a plates of frenchfries.
Btw the baby eating chocolate is priceless!! :D
AWW what a great post & pic!!
LOL, that is awesome! I eat all the chocolate I want anyways ;)
Thanks for the lovely comment xx
LOL! too funny! the "whales" one especially cracks me up:)and good to know that my chocolate obsession is actually really good for me;P
Your blog is darling!!
I missed you so much!!! I followed your blog! Do u wan me to link you too?
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